A History Lesson in Fuzz
Alright children, gather round because Mr. Square is going to teach you an important lesson in the history of fuzz. In 1994, the land known as Matthew Fox’s chest was bountiful. This was evident in...
View ArticleVintage Matt Dillon in Rumble Fish
Sweetpeas, imagine me, kickin’ myself for not watching “Rumble Fish” — from 1983, sooner. We’ve agreed, some of us in the forum, that Matt is currently at his best. But there’s a lot to be said for...
View ArticleEarly Tate Donovan in Love Potion No. 9
Apart from his nominal skin scenes in “The O.C”, finding some shirtlessness of gingy Tate Donovan is not as easy as it seems, so I knew I had to dig deeper. Deeper into the early nineties, to be exact...
View ArticleVintage Bruce Willis in Moonlighting
Let’s call today ‘contributions day’, because I’m just a human being and (unfortunately) a human being needs to do other human being stuff other than posting shirtless men. It sucks, I know. With...
View ArticleHarrison Ford in Blade Runner
It could be a pure coincidence, or it could be that shirtless scenes in films and my instinct are now best friends. I fell asleep halfway through “Blade Runner“, and woke up just in time for Harrison...
View ArticleMore Matt Battaglia, 13 Years Earlier
After seeing Matt Battaglia in “The Client List”, I knew I had to dig deep. Deep into his past to find more skin, because a fine piece like this must have been exploited to the teeth at many points in...
View ArticleHere Are Some Beefcake Shots of Matt Damon (Naturally)
Since Matt Damon won’t do ‘beefcake shots‘ anymore (by anymore he really meant at the time – one hopes), it’s only natural to go back in time to rummage through his shirtless scenes from earlier...
View ArticleThe Time When Daniel Craig Was Just Lara Croft’s Side Piece
I’m feeling a little nostalgic today. Since it will take forever until shirtless caps of Daniel Craig in “Skyfall” to be plastered on this joint – here’s something from one of his earliest pre-Bond...
View ArticleVintage Pierce Brosnan in The Long Good Friday
No, these are not screen caps from one of those ‘niche’ websites you religiously visit daily (don’t pretend you don’t know what I’m talking about), they’re from British gangster film “The Long Good...
View ArticleWake-up Call
This morning is brought to you by a 25-year-old mah husband back when he was a fabulous waiter trying to win a chick with a promise of an ‘evening of total fabulosity’ on the “The Big Date”. She...
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